Kelley Hazell Bares Breasts In Olympic Homage

Topless tart Keeley Hazell has hauled out the body paint and British flag to bronze her breasts (or is it gold?) for what appears to be a photo shoot honoring the Olympics.

Great Britain did have an impressive outing at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, earning 47 medals, but that hardly seems reason enough for Keeley to get naked.

Then again, who said she needs a reason?

She's been naked so many times in various magazines that by now everyone has seen her money-makers...though nobody seems to be complaining.

Baring her big boobs for bucks is what she does best.

Still, you have to applaud Keeley for her display of patriotism, even if it involves full frontal flesh...Keeley is obviously proud of her country.

Whether her country is proud of her is a whole other story, but you have to hand it to Ms. Hazell...

She gives a whole new meaning to The Union Jack.

Elsa Benitez - Mexican Model Shows Brazilian Side

Celebrities love to sunbathe as much as anyone else, but don't they know that people are always watching them when they do?

Then again, when you have such beautiful breasts and a waxed wa-wa, why not show them off?

Either way, it doesn't seem to bother mouth-watering Mexican model Elsa Benitez...the former Victoria's Secret model likes to grab some sun while pulling a Full Monty, and it doesn't look like she cares who's watching.

Victoria may have her secrets, but sexy Ms Benitez leaves nothing to the imagination...does anybody else have a sudden craving for tacos?

Credit to Elsa for multi-tasking. She is getting an all-over tan, talking on the phone, and making paparzzi drool...all at the same time.

Now that's talent....and if you don't agree, you can kiss her

This Man Has Nice Breasts...Oh Wait, It's Brooke Hogan

Say what you want about modestly talented Ms. Hogan, but she sure looks manly sometimes.

It can be hard to say if she is hot or just huge, depending on the point of view, but we may be seeing much more of her in pictures soon. She certainly does fill out her bikini.

Seems like Playboy has made an offer to Pappa Hogan's little she-hulk, and she is apparently mulling over making a nude appearance in the men's magazine. How she will get away with it considering her father's level of over-protection is a whole other matter to consider.

Maybe Daddy will understand that when your daughter is not very talented, getting naked is pretty much the only career option left...and then comes the sex tape. Can anyone say 'roid rage?'

Baring her buns shouldn't be a big embarassment for Brooke since she wasn't exactly shy about showing the whole world that she couldn't sing or dance too well, and it will give her brother's cellmates something to stroke to at bedtime.

Audrina Partridge - Boob Job Takes Her From Boob Tube To Big Screen?

Here's Audrina Partridge sporting a sexy green bikini on the set of The Reef (or Into The Blue 2, according to imdb.com)

Yes, that's right...someone gave her an actual acting job in and actual movie. How wonderful for cinema.

It isn't like Ms. Partridge hasn't had any acting experience prior to this gig...Audrina herself admitted that sometimes they play up to the camera on The Hills. The show is about as authentic as Heidi's chest.

Surprise, surprise...another reality show that isn't very real. Who knew?

She sure is looking very slim and svelte in this pic, but there is something else that calls the viewer's attention...ahh, yes, the bigger breasts.

Apparently the onetime Playboy model wannabe has invested in some silicone and amped up her money makers to the next level. They are definitely bigger than the ones she was so proudly displaying in those nude pics she took a few years back.

It would appear that her boob job got her from the boob-tube to the big screen. Looks like her plastic breasts will make up for her wooden acting. Nothing shocking there.

It wouldn't be the first time a 'starlet's' talent was in her tits.

Foxy Megan Fox Traipsing Topless

Looks like the co-star of last summer's hit film, Transformers, has decided to shed her clothes and show some skin for her next film, titled Jennifer's Body.

It also appears that the aptly named Fox won't be showing her nipples, since she is sporting some pasties, but it definitely looks like she has increased the overall mass of her breasts somehow...silicone, perhaps?

Fox wouldn't be the first 'starlet' to get naked in order to advance her career, nor would she be the first on to get a boob job, but at least by covering her pink bits, she leaves herself somewhere to go from here in case more nudity is needed for a future career boost.

In the film, Megan will be playing the title character...a demonically possessed cheerleader who kills off the boys in her town. The script was written by Oscar winning former stripper, Diablo Cody, so that may explain the nudity. As for the rest....

Looks like Ms Fox has come a long way from her days of the one-line per episode 'hip' oldest child on the oh-so-saccharine schlock that was Hope & Faith.

Maybe the next time she doffs her togs on screen, it will be all the way.

Audrina Partridge - New Nude Pics A Publicity Stunt?

So rumor has it that the new batch of naked photos featuring Audrina Partridge were leaked by none other than the Ms. Partridge herself.

TMZ reports that the pseudo-starlet was not very happy with the original set of prints that found their way on the internet, so she had a second set released.

Seems as if this The Hills hottie has certain sexy standards when it comes to being nude for millions to see...if only Audrina had those same standards when it came to picking friends and television shows to be on.

But hey, beggars can't be choosers.

So for now the brunette's boobs are generating more buzz than the other two blonde cast mates combined. Maybe there is a reason for seeking all this publicity. Could there be a marketing motive to drumming up all this free hype?

There has been talk of a The Hills movie. Or could it be her naked form will find it's way into the pages of Playboy after all?

Of course, Audrina's people deny her having any hand in this affair, but you never know.

Hopefully she won't be starting a singing career or launching some sort of clothing line like some other people on her show.

Besides, what does a girl who spends so much time being naked know about clothing anyways?





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Was The Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape A Stunt?

With all the nude pics of pseudo-celebrities floating around right now, and all the video tape footage of the naughty things people in the spotlight do behind closed doors, you start to wonder if some of it isn't planted on purpose.

After all, it's no surprise the lengths that certain stars will go to for a little publicity these days...PR people are always pushing the envelope.

But what if you didn't have to go that far to get some buzz going? Look at the Lindsay Lohan supposed sex-tape scandal. Something is not quite right there.

Rumors have been circulating about a tape of her and Calum Best doing the dirty, with grainy snippets showing up here and there, only to be shot down by either herself or Best as not being them. The images that have been leaked are so blotchy that it is pretty hard to tell who is on that camera phone footage...but maybe that is the point.

Instead of having to suffer the shame of having millions of people see them in all their naked glory, and in between nearly nude photo shoots for various teen masturbation mags like Maxim and FHM, what if celebs could pretend that there was a saucy sex-tape of them somewhere out there?

It would still generate heat, it would still sell gossip rags, and it would still get the subject talked about on every tv channel, radio station and web page.

It would mean publicity without paying the price of public humiliation...a price that's too good to pass up.

New Nude Pics Of Partridge? Audrina's At It Again

As if her boobs and ass being shown all over the internet form a shoot when she was still a teen wasn't notorious enough, new nude photos of Audrina Partridge have popped up.

This time a half-naked Ms. Partridge is topless and tanned, showing off her perky breasts for the camera.

These pics are more recent, and show the sexy star of The Hills sporting a noticeable tattoo on the nape of her neck.

Things just keep getting better and better for Audrina when she gets naked. Her hot pics that were rejected by Playboy bring her all kids of attention, her show has a huge season premiere, and she got to appear with the Pussycat dolls in Las Vegas.

Whether this current batch of steamy shots will gain her more exposure remains to be seen, but judging from the photos, exposing herself is not a problem for Audrina Partridge.





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Teen Audrina' s Amazing ' T and A'

It's still a mystery why Playboy rejected The Hills star Audrina Partridge for their magazine, but from the reaction out there, people clearly want to see more of her naked....

So here she is in all her nubile and buxom glory.

You have to admit...she does have great boobs and a sweet sexy ass.

Hard to believe she was just nineteen when she took these pics. She strikes a pose like a real nudie pro.

Word has it she is pretty upset about the whole thing now, but like the say in the business, any publicity is good publicity. That's the naked truth, pardon the pun.

After all, how long can an MTV reality show like The Hills Last? You have to plan for the future.

Like Heidi Montag...well, maybe not like her, but you get the idea.

As for now, Audrina's 'T and A' are looking okay.

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Keeley Hazell Confuses Being Topless at Beach With Starring In Baywatch

Looks like British Page 3 Girl and all around babe Keeley Hazell got being nude at the beach confused with being in Baywatch.

Egotastic.com has some great photos of sexy Keeley working on her tan at the beach and in the buff. Ms. Hazell's breasts never fail to impress. They could even give Obama Girl's boobs a run for their money.

We all know Keeley doesn't mind being nude (or semi, at least), but this time it appears these pics were taken while she was swapping one bikini for another.

Somebody's a bit of a voyeur...naught, naughty. Her hair, makeup and lotion assistant is kind of cute, too.

We know this wasn't a Baywatch related shoot because there were no red one piece swimsuits, not a single busty blonde jogging down the beach for no reason, and David Hasselhoff was nowhere to be seen....

...unless he's the one taking the hot pictures.

Keeley Hazell - Has Her Baywatch Role Gone Missing Along With Her Clothes?

True to form, one of the famous lad mags has got a smokin' spread of some young tail between it's covers...and spread on the cover as well.

Page 3 girl and one of today's most popular of England's exports, Keeley Hazell graces the pages of FHM once again.

Other than for getting topless, Hazell's main claim to fame was her anticipated roll in an upcoming Baywatch movie... that seems to have disappeared.

The net was abuzz with reports of her landing a role in the red swimsuit, citing IMDB and other sources, but things seem to have changed.

A quick check of her name in the database shows no upcoming projects and no mention of Baywatch at all.

Even David Hasselhoff's page says squat about another beach bimbo borefest. Ditto for Pamela Anderson, who was said to have been making a cameo appearance.

Could this mean the public is being spared this cinematic schlockfest? Is Hazell being robbed of a chance to go beach bounding as her breasts bounce on screens for American audiences?

Poor Keeley...this was supposed to be her big chance to make it in Hollywood while keeping most of your clothes on. Not that nakedness bothers her.

She's always been keen on showing skin, but only so much, (which still looks to be a whole hell of a lot) so when Playboy offered her a gig, she turned it down because she wasn't comfortable with doing fully nude shoots.

That would explain why she was so upset when her sex tape was leaked last year.

When are these young -soft core and pseudo-celebrity starlets going to learn that sex tapes always come back to bite you in your money earning ass?

Playboy Passes On Pics Of Teen Audrina Naked

I don't know what Catholic School she goes to, but I'm enrolling if that's what all the girls wear.

Splash News Online has a full set of photos that Audrina Partridge took a few years back with the hopes of making it into Playboy Magazine.

It seems the star of MTV's reality show The Hills was trying to get a start in the modelling business and not finding it so easy.

Her solution? Get naked. Unfortunately, no matter how naked she got, Playboy wasn't interested...and you can only get so naked.

Oddly enough, now that Audrina has found fame, the pictures are gaining her attention she doesn't want....or so she says.

It's anybody's guess whether this is a publicity stunt, or some lucky photographer cashing in before her star fades. How long can a show about superficial dumb broads doing nothing last?

Then again, if it does start to go downhill for her, (not that it would be a long ride) she could always pop out a sex tape.

Man...is every chick on that show a douchebag?

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