Showing posts with label The Hills. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Hills. Show all posts

Monday, August 25, 2008

Audrina Partridge - Why Do My Boobs Keep Growing?

It seems like everytime we see Audrina Partridge of The Hills, she is in some sort of bikini...and her breasts just keep looking bigger and bigger.

Perhaps the Playboy reject is just trying t get her money's worth for her boob job, or maybe she is trying to generate enough interest in her body to get her into some less prestigious skin mag, like Hustler.

Every girl needs a dream.

Audrina may not be Einstein (or know who he is), but when it comes to intelligence levels for MTV 'stars,' she just may be the sharpest marble in the bunch. Ms. Partridge may well know that if a no talent pseudo-reality personality such as herself wants to keep making cash, she needs to diversify.

She has already made a straight to video movie that showcases her new boobs in a sexy bikini, and with every set of sexy pics she has on the net, she gets one step closer to her goal of being paid to be naked.

And if that doesn't work out, perky Ms Partridge can always film herself having sex and 'accidently' release the tape over the web. It sure is easier than developing some sort of talent.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Audrina Partridge - Boob Job Takes Her From Boob Tube To Big Screen?


Here's Audrina Partridge sporting a sexy green bikini on the set of The Reef (or Into The Blue 2, according to imdb.com)

Yes, that's right...someone gave her an actual acting job in and actual movie. How wonderful for cinema.

It isn't like Ms. Partridge hasn't had any acting experience prior to this gig...Audrina herself admitted that sometimes they play up to the camera on The Hills. The show is about as authentic as Heidi's chest.

Surprise, surprise...another reality show that isn't very real. Who knew?

She sure is looking very slim and svelte in this pic, but there is something else that calls the viewer's attention...ahh, yes, the bigger breasts.

Apparently the onetime Playboy model wannabe has invested in some silicone and amped up her money makers to the next level. They are definitely bigger than the ones she was so proudly displaying in those nude pics she took a few years back.

It would appear that her boob job got her from the boob-tube to the big screen. Looks like her plastic breasts will make up for her wooden acting. Nothing shocking there.

It wouldn't be the first time a 'starlet's' talent was in her tits.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Audrina Partridge - New Nude Pics A Publicity Stunt?

So rumor has it that the new batch of naked photos featuring Audrina Partridge were leaked by none other than the Ms. Partridge herself.

TMZ reports that the pseudo-starlet was not very happy with the original set of prints that found their way on the internet, so she had a second set released.

Seems as if this The Hills hottie has certain sexy standards when it comes to being nude for millions to see...if only Audrina had those same standards when it came to picking friends and television shows to be on.

But hey, beggars can't be choosers.

So for now the brunette's boobs are generating more buzz than the other two blonde cast mates combined. Maybe there is a reason for seeking all this publicity. Could there be a marketing motive to drumming up all this free hype?

There has been talk of a The Hills movie. Or could it be her naked form will find it's way into the pages of Playboy after all?

Of course, Audrina's people deny her having any hand in this affair, but you never know.

Hopefully she won't be starting a singing career or launching some sort of clothing line like some other people on her show.

Besides, what does a girl who spends so much time being naked know about clothing anyways?





photo by egotastic

Monday, March 31, 2008

New Nude Pics Of Partridge? Audrina's At It Again

As if her boobs and ass being shown all over the internet form a shoot when she was still a teen wasn't notorious enough, new nude photos of Audrina Partridge have popped up.

This time a half-naked Ms. Partridge is topless and tanned, showing off her perky breasts for the camera.

These pics are more recent, and show the sexy star of The Hills sporting a noticeable tattoo on the nape of her neck.

Things just keep getting better and better for Audrina when she gets naked. Her hot pics that were rejected by Playboy bring her all kids of attention, her show has a huge season premiere, and she got to appear with the Pussycat dolls in Las Vegas.

Whether this current batch of steamy shots will gain her more exposure remains to be seen, but judging from the photos, exposing herself is not a problem for Audrina Partridge.





photos by egotastic

Friday, March 28, 2008

Teen Audrina' s Amazing ' T and A'

It's still a mystery why Playboy rejected The Hills star Audrina Partridge for their magazine, but from the reaction out there, people clearly want to see more of her naked....

So here she is in all her nubile and buxom glory.

You have to admit...she does have great boobs and a sweet sexy ass.

Hard to believe she was just nineteen when she took these pics. She strikes a pose like a real nudie pro.

Word has it she is pretty upset about the whole thing now, but like the say in the business, any publicity is good publicity. That's the naked truth, pardon the pun.

After all, how long can an MTV reality show like The Hills Last? You have to plan for the future.

Like Heidi Montag...well, maybe not like her, but you get the idea.

As for now, Audrina's 'T and A' are looking okay.

Like what you see? Why not Digg it?


Thursday, March 27, 2008

Playboy Passes On Pics Of Teen Audrina Naked

I don't know what Catholic School she goes to, but I'm enrolling if that's what all the girls wear.

Splash News Online has a full set of photos that Audrina Partridge took a few years back with the hopes of making it into Playboy Magazine.

It seems the star of MTV's reality show The Hills was trying to get a start in the modelling business and not finding it so easy.

Her solution? Get naked. Unfortunately, no matter how naked she got, Playboy wasn't interested...and you can only get so naked.

Oddly enough, now that Audrina has found fame, the pictures are gaining her attention she doesn't want....or so she says.

It's anybody's guess whether this is a publicity stunt, or some lucky photographer cashing in before her star fades. How long can a show about superficial dumb broads doing nothing last?

Then again, if it does start to go downhill for her, (not that it would be a long ride) she could always pop out a sex tape.

Man...is every chick on that show a douchebag?

Like what you see? Go ahead and Digg it!


Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Heidi Montag's New Music

The Hills' Heidi Montag has a new song titled 'No More,' which is pretty much exactly what everyone was hoping to hear from her musically.
It's available for download as of today, and you can give it a listen if you really are looking to punish yourself at People Magazine's website.

Montag, who's first video was widely panned, sings about an ex-lover who was toxic and how she no longer needs him...hmmm. Who could that be about?

The digital release comes on the heels of the MTV pseudo-reality show's season debut last night, but only time will tell if the popularity of the one will have any effect on the other.

Her previous effort, 'Higher,' took music to a new low, and was widely panned. If this current single doesn't fare any better, it will take more than her fake boobs to keep her music career afloat, leaving her washed up.

You have to admit, No More - Heidi Montag does have a nice ring to it.

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