Audrina Partridge - Why Do My Boobs Keep Growing?

It seems like everytime we see Audrina Partridge of The Hills, she is in some sort of bikini...and her breasts just keep looking bigger and bigger.

Perhaps the Playboy reject is just trying t get her money's worth for her boob job, or maybe she is trying to generate enough interest in her body to get her into some less prestigious skin mag, like Hustler.

Every girl needs a dream.

Audrina may not be Einstein (or know who he is), but when it comes to intelligence levels for MTV 'stars,' she just may be the sharpest marble in the bunch. Ms. Partridge may well know that if a no talent pseudo-reality personality such as herself wants to keep making cash, she needs to diversify.

She has already made a straight to video movie that showcases her new boobs in a sexy bikini, and with every set of sexy pics she has on the net, she gets one step closer to her goal of being paid to be naked.

And if that doesn't work out, perky Ms Partridge can always film herself having sex and 'accidently' release the tape over the web. It sure is easier than developing some sort of talent.

Teen Audrina' s Amazing ' T and A'

It's still a mystery why Playboy rejected The Hills star Audrina Partridge for their magazine, but from the reaction out there, people clearly want to see more of her naked....

So here she is in all her nubile and buxom glory.

You have to admit...she does have great boobs and a sweet sexy ass.

Hard to believe she was just nineteen when she took these pics. She strikes a pose like a real nudie pro.

Word has it she is pretty upset about the whole thing now, but like the say in the business, any publicity is good publicity. That's the naked truth, pardon the pun.

After all, how long can an MTV reality show like The Hills Last? You have to plan for the future.

Like Heidi Montag...well, maybe not like her, but you get the idea.

As for now, Audrina's 'T and A' are looking okay.

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Playboy Passes On Pics Of Teen Audrina Naked

I don't know what Catholic School she goes to, but I'm enrolling if that's what all the girls wear.

Splash News Online has a full set of photos that Audrina Partridge took a few years back with the hopes of making it into Playboy Magazine.

It seems the star of MTV's reality show The Hills was trying to get a start in the modelling business and not finding it so easy.

Her solution? Get naked. Unfortunately, no matter how naked she got, Playboy wasn't interested...and you can only get so naked.

Oddly enough, now that Audrina has found fame, the pictures are gaining her attention she doesn't want....or so she says.

It's anybody's guess whether this is a publicity stunt, or some lucky photographer cashing in before her star fades. How long can a show about superficial dumb broads doing nothing last?

Then again, if it does start to go downhill for her, (not that it would be a long ride) she could always pop out a sex tape.

Man...is every chick on that show a douchebag?

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Heidi Montag's New Music

The Hills' Heidi Montag has a new song titled 'No More,' which is pretty much exactly what everyone was hoping to hear from her musically.
It's available for download as of today, and you can give it a listen if you really are looking to punish yourself at People Magazine's website.

Montag, who's first video was widely panned, sings about an ex-lover who was toxic and how she no longer needs him...hmmm. Who could that be about?

The digital release comes on the heels of the MTV pseudo-reality show's season debut last night, but only time will tell if the popularity of the one will have any effect on the other.

Her previous effort, 'Higher,' took music to a new low, and was widely panned. If this current single doesn't fare any better, it will take more than her fake boobs to keep her music career afloat, leaving her washed up.

You have to admit, No More - Heidi Montag does have a nice ring to it.