Kelley Hazell Bares Breasts In Olympic Homage

Topless tart Keeley Hazell has hauled out the body paint and British flag to bronze her breasts (or is it gold?) for what appears to be a photo shoot honoring the Olympics.

Great Britain did have an impressive outing at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, earning 47 medals, but that hardly seems reason enough for Keeley to get naked.

Then again, who said she needs a reason?

She's been naked so many times in various magazines that by now everyone has seen her money-makers...though nobody seems to be complaining.

Baring her big boobs for bucks is what she does best.

Still, you have to applaud Keeley for her display of patriotism, even if it involves full frontal flesh...Keeley is obviously proud of her country.

Whether her country is proud of her is a whole other story, but you have to hand it to Ms. Hazell...

She gives a whole new meaning to The Union Jack.

Audrina Partridge - Why Do My Boobs Keep Growing?

It seems like everytime we see Audrina Partridge of The Hills, she is in some sort of bikini...and her breasts just keep looking bigger and bigger.

Perhaps the Playboy reject is just trying t get her money's worth for her boob job, or maybe she is trying to generate enough interest in her body to get her into some less prestigious skin mag, like Hustler.

Every girl needs a dream.

Audrina may not be Einstein (or know who he is), but when it comes to intelligence levels for MTV 'stars,' she just may be the sharpest marble in the bunch. Ms. Partridge may well know that if a no talent pseudo-reality personality such as herself wants to keep making cash, she needs to diversify.

She has already made a straight to video movie that showcases her new boobs in a sexy bikini, and with every set of sexy pics she has on the net, she gets one step closer to her goal of being paid to be naked.

And if that doesn't work out, perky Ms Partridge can always film herself having sex and 'accidently' release the tape over the web. It sure is easier than developing some sort of talent.

Kim Kardashian - Sex Tapes And Special Sauce

Where's the beef? Looks like it's popping out of Kim Kardashian's bikini top.

The sultry sex-tape starlet isn't exactly a family friendly figure, but it seems like McDonald's doesn't mind slumming it when it comes to celebrating 40 years of the Big Mac sandwhich.

Anybody who has seen Ms. Kardashian in action knows she likes lots of meat in her mouth (not to mention other parts) and loads of 'special sauce.' Who better to promote a cheap and sloppy serving of fast food than a cheap and sloppy skank? Maybe Marhsall McLuhan was right...the medium is the message.

In this case it's all ass, no class.

Even so, there is no medium about Kim. Whether it's her spending style, big boobs or bountiful buttocks, everything about her says super-size me...including her taste in men.

Just don't expect her to troll out her tits for the McChicken's birthday anytime soon.

Kinky Kim prefers the dark meat.

Audrina Partridge - Boob Job Takes Her From Boob Tube To Big Screen?

Here's Audrina Partridge sporting a sexy green bikini on the set of The Reef (or Into The Blue 2, according to imdb.com)

Yes, that's right...someone gave her an actual acting job in and actual movie. How wonderful for cinema.

It isn't like Ms. Partridge hasn't had any acting experience prior to this gig...Audrina herself admitted that sometimes they play up to the camera on The Hills. The show is about as authentic as Heidi's chest.

Surprise, surprise...another reality show that isn't very real. Who knew?

She sure is looking very slim and svelte in this pic, but there is something else that calls the viewer's attention...ahh, yes, the bigger breasts.

Apparently the onetime Playboy model wannabe has invested in some silicone and amped up her money makers to the next level. They are definitely bigger than the ones she was so proudly displaying in those nude pics she took a few years back.

It would appear that her boob job got her from the boob-tube to the big screen. Looks like her plastic breasts will make up for her wooden acting. Nothing shocking there.

It wouldn't be the first time a 'starlet's' talent was in her tits.

New Nude Pics Of Partridge? Audrina's At It Again

As if her boobs and ass being shown all over the internet form a shoot when she was still a teen wasn't notorious enough, new nude photos of Audrina Partridge have popped up.

This time a half-naked Ms. Partridge is topless and tanned, showing off her perky breasts for the camera.

These pics are more recent, and show the sexy star of The Hills sporting a noticeable tattoo on the nape of her neck.

Things just keep getting better and better for Audrina when she gets naked. Her hot pics that were rejected by Playboy bring her all kids of attention, her show has a huge season premiere, and she got to appear with the Pussycat dolls in Las Vegas.

Whether this current batch of steamy shots will gain her more exposure remains to be seen, but judging from the photos, exposing herself is not a problem for Audrina Partridge.





photos by egotastic

The Blonde One With The Sunglasses Has A Very Unique Look

Once again Spring Break season is winding down and all the pretty party girls and horny frat boys are heading back to school...where they will continue to party.

This pic, courtesy of CollegeHumor.com, shows 4 lovely ladies posing for the camera while a man who can't mind his own business looks on.

Actually, who can blame him? These gals are tanned, toned and sexy. The hot girl in white has nice boobs, but the one who stands out the most is the blonde wearing the sunglasses.

She has a very distinctive look.

Teen Audrina' s Amazing ' T and A'

It's still a mystery why Playboy rejected The Hills star Audrina Partridge for their magazine, but from the reaction out there, people clearly want to see more of her naked....

So here she is in all her nubile and buxom glory.

You have to admit...she does have great boobs and a sweet sexy ass.

Hard to believe she was just nineteen when she took these pics. She strikes a pose like a real nudie pro.

Word has it she is pretty upset about the whole thing now, but like the say in the business, any publicity is good publicity. That's the naked truth, pardon the pun.

After all, how long can an MTV reality show like The Hills Last? You have to plan for the future.

Like Heidi Montag...well, maybe not like her, but you get the idea.

As for now, Audrina's 'T and A' are looking okay.

Like what you see? Why not Digg it?

Keeley Hazell Confuses Being Topless at Beach With Starring In Baywatch

Looks like British Page 3 Girl and all around babe Keeley Hazell got being nude at the beach confused with being in Baywatch.

Egotastic.com has some great photos of sexy Keeley working on her tan at the beach and in the buff. Ms. Hazell's breasts never fail to impress. They could even give Obama Girl's boobs a run for their money.

We all know Keeley doesn't mind being nude (or semi, at least), but this time it appears these pics were taken while she was swapping one bikini for another.

Somebody's a bit of a voyeur...naught, naughty. Her hair, makeup and lotion assistant is kind of cute, too.

We know this wasn't a Baywatch related shoot because there were no red one piece swimsuits, not a single busty blonde jogging down the beach for no reason, and David Hasselhoff was nowhere to be seen....

...unless he's the one taking the hot pictures.

Obama's Girls Breasts Battle Baron Despair

Keeley Hazell - Has Her Baywatch Role Gone Missing Along With Her Clothes?

True to form, one of the famous lad mags has got a smokin' spread of some young tail between it's covers...and spread on the cover as well.

Page 3 girl and one of today's most popular of England's exports, Keeley Hazell graces the pages of FHM once again.

Other than for getting topless, Hazell's main claim to fame was her anticipated roll in an upcoming Baywatch movie... that seems to have disappeared.

The net was abuzz with reports of her landing a role in the red swimsuit, citing IMDB and other sources, but things seem to have changed.

A quick check of her name in the database shows no upcoming projects and no mention of Baywatch at all.

Even David Hasselhoff's page says squat about another beach bimbo borefest. Ditto for Pamela Anderson, who was said to have been making a cameo appearance.

Could this mean the public is being spared this cinematic schlockfest? Is Hazell being robbed of a chance to go beach bounding as her breasts bounce on screens for American audiences?

Poor Keeley...this was supposed to be her big chance to make it in Hollywood while keeping most of your clothes on. Not that nakedness bothers her.

She's always been keen on showing skin, but only so much, (which still looks to be a whole hell of a lot) so when Playboy offered her a gig, she turned it down because she wasn't comfortable with doing fully nude shoots.

That would explain why she was so upset when her sex tape was leaked last year.

When are these young -soft core and pseudo-celebrity starlets going to learn that sex tapes always come back to bite you in your money earning ass?

Playboy Passes On Pics Of Teen Audrina Naked

I don't know what Catholic School she goes to, but I'm enrolling if that's what all the girls wear.

Splash News Online has a full set of photos that Audrina Partridge took a few years back with the hopes of making it into Playboy Magazine.

It seems the star of MTV's reality show The Hills was trying to get a start in the modelling business and not finding it so easy.

Her solution? Get naked. Unfortunately, no matter how naked she got, Playboy wasn't interested...and you can only get so naked.

Oddly enough, now that Audrina has found fame, the pictures are gaining her attention she doesn't want....or so she says.

It's anybody's guess whether this is a publicity stunt, or some lucky photographer cashing in before her star fades. How long can a show about superficial dumb broads doing nothing last?

Then again, if it does start to go downhill for her, (not that it would be a long ride) she could always pop out a sex tape.

Man...is every chick on that show a douchebag?

Like what you see? Go ahead and Digg it!

Kim Kardashian Tired Of People Noticing Her Shoes Instead Of Her Breasts

Looks like svelte socialite and sex tape star Kim Kardashian has gone to desparate means to get people to notice her for her strong points...her big breasts.

'Uh, Hello? My tits are up here..'

The sad part is that she gets so spiffied up just to go to the local drug store.

What is even sadder is that paparazzi actually follow her.

Kardashian's claim to fame is a sex tape, made with her former beau Ray J, in which the two are said to have engaged in watersports...and not the kind involving a boat and a tow rope.

The tape ended up in the hands of Vivid Entertainment, whom Kardashian later ended up suing and settling with for a hefty $5 million.

Now that is what you call a Golden Shower.

Oh well...just more money for her to shop with while the press tags along. Remember when people had to have actual talent or ability to get famous?

Motherhood Makes Christina Aguilera's Mammaries Massive

These are Christina Aguilera's breasts...



These are Christina Aguilera's breasts after motherhood....

Milk. It does the body good.

Pam 's Easter Outfit? Tits and a Towel

Pamela Anderson doesn't even bother getting dressed anymore...apparently wearing a towel when you're out for Easter is good enough for her.

Having annulled her marriage to Rick Salomon, the queen of store bought cleavage was set to spend the day with another ex, Tommy Lee, and their offspring. Yes, these two were allowed to reproduce.

What Pam was thinking when she put this outfit on is beyond comprehension, but once the whole world has seen you naked and swallowing Greek salami, what you actually wear in public is of little consequence.

Seems like silicone offers it's own support. Maybe she thinks she's at the beach...or ancient Rome.

Finding her jumbo Easter egg treats won't be much of a search at all. Why does she even bother wearing clothes?

It's like highschool at midnight...no class.

Bigger Breasts Worth Buying In Bulk?

When it comes to buying breasts, is bigger really better?

Cosmetic suregery gets more and more popular as prices for procedures come down and more and more treatments are discovered.

Breast implants are still up there with the most popular of augmentations, but is super-sizing really smart?

Maxi Mounds, seen in the photo, is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for having "World's Largest Augmented Breasts." Her fake funbags are a massive 42M... while her measurements are an incredible 156MMM-26-36!

What is the porn princesses' silicone secret? Silly string implants, which are polypropylene implants that keep on growing after implementation. Sound too good to be true? Well it almost is, since the FDA does not approve of their use at this current time.

For the curious,the world's largest natural breasted woman is Norma Stitz. Her mammaries are a jaw dropping 48V , and her measurements are 72-48-52. If you're thinking that is a whole lot of woman, you're right. Each of her breasts is rumoured to weigh a whopping 35 pounds each.

But are bigger breasts as appealing as they look? Maybe not, if you consider the story of Miss Lolo Ferrari. She is recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records under the number of augmentations category. After what is thought to have been 18 and even as many as 30 boob jobs, Lolo achieved a 54 J bra size, but suffered from a number of medical problems as a result, and had to rely on prescription drugs to cope.

Her breasts held as much as 3 litres of surgical serum each, and were supposedly designed by an aircraft engineer. Ironically, she had a fear of flying because she was scared they might explode, and she also had difficulty breathing and could not sleep on her back due to their immense mass.

Ferrari actually died in 2000 under suspicious circumstances, and her husband was briefly arrested in regards to the matter. Murder was considered, as was suicide, but his theory was that she actually suffocated under her own boobs. He was eventually charged and placed in custody, only to be released and compensated after her death was ruled to be a suicide.

Let that serve as a lesson to everyone out there considering a boob job, or trying to get their significant other to get one. Not only are dangers and complications a possibility with the procedure itself, but the after effects can also be quite a...handfull.

Bigger isn't always better.