Looks like svelte socialite and sex tape star Kim Kardashian has gone to desparate means to get people to notice her for her strong points...her big breasts.
'Uh, Hello? My tits are up here..'
The sad part is that she gets so spiffied up just to go to the local drug store.
What is even sadder is that paparazzi actually follow her.
Kardashian's claim to fame is a sex tape, made with her former beau Ray J, in which the two are said to have engaged in watersports...and not the kind involving a boat and a tow rope.
The tape ended up in the hands of Vivid Entertainment, whom Kardashian later ended up suing and settling with for a hefty $5 million.
Now that is what you call a Golden Shower.
Oh well...just more money for her to shop with while the press tags along. Remember when people had to have actual talent or ability to get famous?