Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Spitzer's Slut Sings?

The New York Times reported today that Ashley Alexandra Dupre (or 'Kristen,' as deep pocketed New York johns know her), is the call girl at the heart of the Eliot Spitzer scandal. Turns out New York state's most talked about prostitute is an aspiring singer.

That counts as two ways she makes money using her oral talents.

Ms. Dupre, who is said to have changed her name from Ashley Youmans to Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro back in 2006, claims she left home at 17 and embarked on an “odyssey to New York from New Jersey through North Carolina, Miami, D.C., Virginia and Austin, Texas;”

Isn't that a pretty indirect way of voyaging to a city that is only 7 minutes away by taxi? She really does get around.

Her MySpace page showcases her vocal abilities in a track called What We Want. It has already been played 319, 798 times today...wait...make that 357, 279. Something like 95 percent of the track's total plays have been racked up in a single day...currently seeming to jump at the rate of a few thousand plays a minute. Oh well, any publicity is good publicity.

It also goes on about her influences and how she is all about the music. Nowhere in her MySpace page does it list her as being a hooker, though that may end up being her only source of fame and notoriety.

One of her next gigs is rumoured to be singing in court, where she is expected to testify against 4 people accused of running the Emperors Club VIP prostitution ring. Dupre (Youmans, Rae Maika DiPietro, whatever) has not been charged, but did appear in court on Monday and was appointed a lawyer to represent her, but is still without a pimp.

Her mom, Carolyn Capalbo, claims she had no idea her daughter was a whore, but did say that “She is a very bright girl who can handle someone like the governor.”

Way to make mom proud.

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