Tanned, toned and topless, Britney's busoms are front and center when you enter her new website.
Seems like the princess of soft-porn pop took some time off from being chubby and crazy so she could click some pics for a brand spanking new site which is still under construction.
Spears, who has been suffering from some sort of much publicized emotional breakdown is set to appear on How I met Your Mother tonight. Having made the point she cannot sing, it seems she is keen to prove she cannot act either...as if Crossroads wasn't proof enough
Meanwhile her father is doing a bit of financial house cleaning, including selling off some of her seven luxury automobiles. Maybe the hope is the less the cars she has, the less people she can run over and the less objects she can hit.
Spears, who has lost custody of her kids, her sanity, and any semblance of good taste, never can understand why she gets asked about sexuality in her videos and songs, yet she appears to get more and more naked as her career drags on. Sex sometimes made up for a lack of talent in many a business, but somebody once said "you can't fix stupid."
Considering her audience is largely made up of pre-teen girls, it's almost an improvement to see that Ms. Spears showing less of her crotch and more of her cleavage these days.
It's what passes for classy with her.
