Audrina Partridge - New Nude Pics A Publicity Stunt?

So rumor has it that the new batch of naked photos featuring Audrina Partridge were leaked by none other than the Ms. Partridge herself.

TMZ reports that the pseudo-starlet was not very happy with the original set of prints that found their way on the internet, so she had a second set released.

Seems as if this The Hills hottie has certain sexy standards when it comes to being nude for millions to see...if only Audrina had those same standards when it came to picking friends and television shows to be on.

But hey, beggars can't be choosers.

So for now the brunette's boobs are generating more buzz than the other two blonde cast mates combined. Maybe there is a reason for seeking all this publicity. Could there be a marketing motive to drumming up all this free hype?

There has been talk of a The Hills movie. Or could it be her naked form will find it's way into the pages of Playboy after all?

Of course, Audrina's people deny her having any hand in this affair, but you never know.

Hopefully she won't be starting a singing career or launching some sort of clothing line like some other people on her show.

Besides, what does a girl who spends so much time being naked know about clothing anyways?





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Amy Winehouse's Weightloss Secrets - Balanced Diet Of Cigarettes and Crack

Forget all the fad diets an gimmicky guru meal plans, throw away those phony weight loss pills and fat burning creams and follow a tried and true regimen that gets results fast.

Drink all you want and still lose weight...the Winehouse way.

These before and after shots of British singing sensation Amy Winehouse should be proof enough that a strictly followed diet of smokes and crack will melt away those pounds and eliminate that cellulite...as well as any identifying gender traits

Tired of waking up knowing where you are? Sick of being buxom, curvy or robust? Aiming for that ghoulish dead 3 weeks and still roaming the earth look?

*Stop the yo-yo dieting and start the crack habit. Pick up a pipe and some smokes...

Your body will thank you for it.


*Consult crack dealer before engaging any crack diet. Results shown not typical. Appearances may strike fear in small children. Side effects include loss of teeth, lapses in sanity, and even death.

Keeley Hazell - Has Her Baywatch Role Gone Missing Along With Her Clothes?

True to form, one of the famous lad mags has got a smokin' spread of some young tail between it's covers...and spread on the cover as well.

Page 3 girl and one of today's most popular of England's exports, Keeley Hazell graces the pages of FHM once again.

Other than for getting topless, Hazell's main claim to fame was her anticipated roll in an upcoming Baywatch movie... that seems to have disappeared.

The net was abuzz with reports of her landing a role in the red swimsuit, citing IMDB and other sources, but things seem to have changed.

A quick check of her name in the database shows no upcoming projects and no mention of Baywatch at all.

Even David Hasselhoff's page says squat about another beach bimbo borefest. Ditto for Pamela Anderson, who was said to have been making a cameo appearance.

Could this mean the public is being spared this cinematic schlockfest? Is Hazell being robbed of a chance to go beach bounding as her breasts bounce on screens for American audiences?

Poor Keeley...this was supposed to be her big chance to make it in Hollywood while keeping most of your clothes on. Not that nakedness bothers her.

She's always been keen on showing skin, but only so much, (which still looks to be a whole hell of a lot) so when Playboy offered her a gig, she turned it down because she wasn't comfortable with doing fully nude shoots.

That would explain why she was so upset when her sex tape was leaked last year.

When are these young -soft core and pseudo-celebrity starlets going to learn that sex tapes always come back to bite you in your money earning ass?

Bare Breasted Britney

Tanned, toned and topless, Britney's busoms are front and center when you enter her new website.


Seems like the princess of soft-porn pop took some time off from being chubby and crazy so she could click some pics for a brand spanking new site which is still under construction.

Spears, who has been suffering from some sort of much publicized emotional breakdown is set to appear on How I met Your Mother tonight. Having made the point she cannot sing, it seems she is keen to prove she cannot act either...as if Crossroads wasn't proof enough

Meanwhile her father is doing a bit of financial house cleaning, including selling off some of her seven luxury automobiles. Maybe the hope is the less the cars she has, the less people she can run over and the less objects she can hit.

Spears, who has lost custody of her kids, her sanity, and any semblance of good taste, never can understand why she gets asked about sexuality in her videos and songs, yet she appears to get more and more naked as her career drags on. Sex sometimes made up for a lack of talent in many a business, but somebody once said "you can't fix stupid."

Considering her audience is largely made up of pre-teen girls, it's almost an improvement to see that Ms. Spears showing less of her crotch and more of her cleavage these days.

It's what passes for classy with her.

Epicurean Alba

Jessica Alba is so impressed with French cuisine that she felt that need to post about her gourmet find on her MySpace page.

In her own words...

"Every day I have eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can't get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the States."

You gotta be kidding me. The real story here is that someone this dumb can feed themselves.

This from the girl who went on about being taken seriously as an actress as she lounged around, half naked, in the pages of GQ, topless and giving us the business end of her bloomers.

My advice for actresses of this calibre? Make the move to porn.

Britney Spears To Be Animated In New Video

Word has it that pop wonder-whore Britney Spears will be portrayed in animation form for her new video, titled Break The Ice.

Seems fitting, since the douchebag dilettante is basically two-dimensional to begin with and her life has become a sad cartoon.

Apparently they are drawing her in shape and not nuts...ahhh, artistic license.

Mary Ann Meets Mary Jane?

The Associated Press reports that Dawn Wells, known to millions of television viewers as Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island, is serving 6 months probabtion for allegedly having marijuana in her car after being pulled over on the way home from a surprise party held in her honor.

She was pulled over on October 18th of 2007, in Tecton County, Idaho, after a Sheriff's Deputy noticed her, slowing down, speeding up and swerving as she drove. When he pulled her over, he inquired about an odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle. Wells attributed it to something that three hitchhikers she had just given a ride to had been smoking. A search of her car yielded some partially smoked joints and a couple of cases believed to be used for storing the dope.

As if that wasn't bad enough, she then failed a sobriety test.

Her attorney, Ron Swafford, claims that numerous witnesses were willing to testify that the former TV star had not had much to drink at the party and was sober when she left. The erratic driving was due to Wells playing around with the heater controls in her new car. Swafford further explains that a friend of Wells testified that he had used the car that day and left the drugs in it without the owner's knowledge.

Sounds like the show's writers had one last zany plot left in them....but then again, Mary Ann always was too trusting and naive.

Wells, who is now a whopping 69, pleaded guilty to reckless driving on February 29th and was given a $410.50 fine and sentenced to 5 days in jail and 6 months of unsupervised probabtion.

Who knew that the girl next door was a 60's version of Lindsay Lohan?

After spending all that time stuck on an island, 5 days in the slammer must seem like a cake walk. Thank heavens the Skipper wasn't alive to see this.

Isn't Gilligan usually the screw up?

Excuse Me While I Rant About...

What passes for journalism these days...

How does having talking heads and silicone shills relaying the latest doings of a dumbass celebrity on television add up to reporting? When did glossy gossip rags become the got to source of printed information? Since when is an actress walking her dog in flip flops and a parka considered news?

There was a time when a reporter was held in high regard for their willingness to sniff out a story and their ability to relay important news in an intelligent manner...currently it's kudos for who can get the scoop on what celebrity is drunk, dead or not wearing panties in public.

Nowdays it seems the gossip columnist rules and dirt pays...all of it dumbed down for the masses. Take a good long look at your idols, people...then go sit in the corner and cry.

Here's to making The National Enquirer the newspaper of record.