Amy Winehouse's Weightloss Secrets - Balanced Diet Of Cigarettes and Crack

Forget all the fad diets an gimmicky guru meal plans, throw away those phony weight loss pills and fat burning creams and follow a tried and true regimen that gets results fast.

Drink all you want and still lose weight...the Winehouse way.

These before and after shots of British singing sensation Amy Winehouse should be proof enough that a strictly followed diet of smokes and crack will melt away those pounds and eliminate that cellulite...as well as any identifying gender traits

Tired of waking up knowing where you are? Sick of being buxom, curvy or robust? Aiming for that ghoulish dead 3 weeks and still roaming the earth look?

*Stop the yo-yo dieting and start the crack habit. Pick up a pipe and some smokes...

Your body will thank you for it.


*Consult crack dealer before engaging any crack diet. Results shown not typical. Appearances may strike fear in small children. Side effects include loss of teeth, lapses in sanity, and even death.

Vannessa Hudgens + Ashley Tisdale = HM3?

Ashley Tisdale and naked net girl Vanessa Hudgens made their way through Los Angeles International Airport today. It is believed they are en route to begin location work on High School Musical 3, the next installment on the puzzlingly popular franchise.

Kenny Ortega is on board as director, with the plot revolving around Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens' characters stressing over the idea of being separated once they leave for college.

They decide to enlist the rest of the Wildcats and put on a spring musical that adresses their hopes, fears and concerns about the future that lies ahead of them. Seriously...you can't make crap like this up. Well, people actually do get paid to make stuff like this up, but that is an even sadder story.

Rumour has it that there was talk about adding a haunted element to the film, but that was eventually abandoned...like the fact that they are making a third one of these things isn't freakin' scary enough already.