Bionic Burger Surpasses One Million Views

This cool little YouTube sensation re-enacts the true story of a man who went to McDonald's, and bought two cheeseburgers.

One he ate, the other he put in his jacket pocket...and forgot it there for over a year!

You're not going to believe what it looked like when he pulled it out, but it will make you wonder what the hell McDonald's is putting in their food...

...and why the hell we eat it.

Britney Spears To Be Animated In New Video

Word has it that pop wonder-whore Britney Spears will be portrayed in animation form for her new video, titled Break The Ice.

Seems fitting, since the douchebag dilettante is basically two-dimensional to begin with and her life has become a sad cartoon.

Apparently they are drawing her in shape and not nuts...ahhh, artistic license.