Kelley Hazell Bares Breasts In Olympic Homage

Topless tart Keeley Hazell has hauled out the body paint and British flag to bronze her breasts (or is it gold?) for what appears to be a photo shoot honoring the Olympics.

Great Britain did have an impressive outing at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, earning 47 medals, but that hardly seems reason enough for Keeley to get naked.

Then again, who said she needs a reason?

She's been naked so many times in various magazines that by now everyone has seen her money-makers...though nobody seems to be complaining.

Baring her big boobs for bucks is what she does best.

Still, you have to applaud Keeley for her display of patriotism, even if it involves full frontal flesh...Keeley is obviously proud of her country.

Whether her country is proud of her is a whole other story, but you have to hand it to Ms. Hazell...

She gives a whole new meaning to The Union Jack.

Leaping Lily Allen Takes Topless Plunge

Looks like Lily Allen is following in the footsteps of her own career by taking a dive....topless.

No need to worry if you're a fan, though, it isn't a suicide attempt. The British singer and TV host is just blowing off some steam by jumping off of cliffs somewhere in France. She appears to be getting over her miscarriage just fine, and if she ever had a fear of heights, she seems to have dealt with that, too.

If Lily's looking a little bit plumper than usual, you can thank her television show, Lily Allen and Friends. Ms. Allen blames the stress of the show for her swelling up to a size 12 from her normal size 8, but she hopes to be back in shape by the summer.

In the meantime, have fun trying to spot her rumoured third nipple...and admire the young lady for her huge set of balls.

Foxy Megan Fox Traipsing Topless

Looks like the co-star of last summer's hit film, Transformers, has decided to shed her clothes and show some skin for her next film, titled Jennifer's Body.

It also appears that the aptly named Fox won't be showing her nipples, since she is sporting some pasties, but it definitely looks like she has increased the overall mass of her breasts somehow...silicone, perhaps?

Fox wouldn't be the first 'starlet' to get naked in order to advance her career, nor would she be the first on to get a boob job, but at least by covering her pink bits, she leaves herself somewhere to go from here in case more nudity is needed for a future career boost.

In the film, Megan will be playing the title character...a demonically possessed cheerleader who kills off the boys in her town. The script was written by Oscar winning former stripper, Diablo Cody, so that may explain the nudity. As for the rest....

Looks like Ms Fox has come a long way from her days of the one-line per episode 'hip' oldest child on the oh-so-saccharine schlock that was Hope & Faith.

Maybe the next time she doffs her togs on screen, it will be all the way.

Keeley Hazell Confuses Being Topless at Beach With Starring In Baywatch

Looks like British Page 3 Girl and all around babe Keeley Hazell got being nude at the beach confused with being in Baywatch.

Egotastic.com has some great photos of sexy Keeley working on her tan at the beach and in the buff. Ms. Hazell's breasts never fail to impress. They could even give Obama Girl's boobs a run for their money.

We all know Keeley doesn't mind being nude (or semi, at least), but this time it appears these pics were taken while she was swapping one bikini for another.

Somebody's a bit of a voyeur...naught, naughty. Her hair, makeup and lotion assistant is kind of cute, too.

We know this wasn't a Baywatch related shoot because there were no red one piece swimsuits, not a single busty blonde jogging down the beach for no reason, and David Hasselhoff was nowhere to be seen....

...unless he's the one taking the hot pictures.

Keeley Hazell - Has Her Baywatch Role Gone Missing Along With Her Clothes?

True to form, one of the famous lad mags has got a smokin' spread of some young tail between it's covers...and spread on the cover as well.

Page 3 girl and one of today's most popular of England's exports, Keeley Hazell graces the pages of FHM once again.

Other than for getting topless, Hazell's main claim to fame was her anticipated roll in an upcoming Baywatch movie... that seems to have disappeared.

The net was abuzz with reports of her landing a role in the red swimsuit, citing IMDB and other sources, but things seem to have changed.

A quick check of her name in the database shows no upcoming projects and no mention of Baywatch at all.

Even David Hasselhoff's page says squat about another beach bimbo borefest. Ditto for Pamela Anderson, who was said to have been making a cameo appearance.

Could this mean the public is being spared this cinematic schlockfest? Is Hazell being robbed of a chance to go beach bounding as her breasts bounce on screens for American audiences?

Poor Keeley...this was supposed to be her big chance to make it in Hollywood while keeping most of your clothes on. Not that nakedness bothers her.

She's always been keen on showing skin, but only so much, (which still looks to be a whole hell of a lot) so when Playboy offered her a gig, she turned it down because she wasn't comfortable with doing fully nude shoots.

That would explain why she was so upset when her sex tape was leaked last year.

When are these young -soft core and pseudo-celebrity starlets going to learn that sex tapes always come back to bite you in your money earning ass?

Call Girl Gone Wild?

America's most currently publicized prostitute may be set to appear in a Girls Gone Wild video.

CNN reports in a video segment you can view here that Ashley Alexandra 'Do Me for The Right Fee' Dupre may be making an appearance in an upcoming release of the famous line of DVDs.

Dupre, seen in these photos doing what she does best- getting naked for money, apparently was offered big bucks by Joe Francis to strip down and shake her money maker. That offer was soon rescinded. The clock is ticking on her notoriety, so Dupre has to 'get while the gettin' is good.'

Francis, the prodcuer of GGW, apparently changed his mind when he found he already had footage of the party girl- cum-prostitute getting down and dirty on the Girls Gone Wild bus a few years back. Eliot Spitzer's slut on the side may have been just a teen back then, but the flaunting of the flesh was clearly already something she was well versed in.

As long as Francis can prove that Dupre was 18 at the time, he should be able earn a huge amount of cash on another installment of what has already proven to be a big money making franchise. As for Ms. Dupre, this may be one of her 15 minutes of fame that she won't be able to cash in on.

Get the money up front...isn't that the first thing they teach in hooker school?