Mini Me Looks Mightily Messed Up

Verne Troyer, also known as Mini Me, isn't looking so good these days.

It would seem the stress of having a sex tape hanging over his head as well as a supposed lawsuit of 20 million dollars levied against him by his ex-girlfriend has taken its toll on the delightfully diminutive star.

The dismal performance of his latest film, The Love Guru, can't be helping things much, but hopefull his experience on The Surreal Life will have toughened him up enough to get him through any dark days.

If not, maybe Mike Myers has some closet space under the stairs somewhere in his home where little Verne can live in luxury...with covered parking for his scooter.

Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana Morphs Into Minx

Disney super-star Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) has been grabbing headlines recently with numerous racy pics of herself in various staes of undress, and if the rumors are true, the floodgates may be far from ready to close.

It seems like some more snap shots of the teen singer and sitcom star have found their way to the web, and from the angle of the shots, Ms Cyrus may not only be the subject, but the photographer as well.

Talk about shameless self-promotion.

Judging from the water marks on the pics, Billy Ray's baby girl may have something to worry about. Rumor had it that a fellow with the handle of 'TrainReq' was boasting about even racier pics he had of Ms Cyrus which were supposedly meant for the eyes of one of the Jonas Brothers.

Apparently TrainReq was able to hack her e-mail and find the nuggets of nubile naughtiness, which he then leaked to the internet. Clearly, Ms Montana likes to show lots of skin.

If she is this much of an exhibitionist at only 15, how long before we see a Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus sex tape?

Was The Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape A Stunt?

With all the nude pics of pseudo-celebrities floating around right now, and all the video tape footage of the naughty things people in the spotlight do behind closed doors, you start to wonder if some of it isn't planted on purpose.

After all, it's no surprise the lengths that certain stars will go to for a little publicity these days...PR people are always pushing the envelope.

But what if you didn't have to go that far to get some buzz going? Look at the Lindsay Lohan supposed sex-tape scandal. Something is not quite right there.

Rumors have been circulating about a tape of her and Calum Best doing the dirty, with grainy snippets showing up here and there, only to be shot down by either herself or Best as not being them. The images that have been leaked are so blotchy that it is pretty hard to tell who is on that camera phone footage...but maybe that is the point.

Instead of having to suffer the shame of having millions of people see them in all their naked glory, and in between nearly nude photo shoots for various teen masturbation mags like Maxim and FHM, what if celebs could pretend that there was a saucy sex-tape of them somewhere out there?

It would still generate heat, it would still sell gossip rags, and it would still get the subject talked about on every tv channel, radio station and web page.

It would mean publicity without paying the price of public humiliation...a price that's too good to pass up.

Keeley Hazell - Has Her Baywatch Role Gone Missing Along With Her Clothes?

True to form, one of the famous lad mags has got a smokin' spread of some young tail between it's covers...and spread on the cover as well.

Page 3 girl and one of today's most popular of England's exports, Keeley Hazell graces the pages of FHM once again.

Other than for getting topless, Hazell's main claim to fame was her anticipated roll in an upcoming Baywatch movie... that seems to have disappeared.

The net was abuzz with reports of her landing a role in the red swimsuit, citing IMDB and other sources, but things seem to have changed.

A quick check of her name in the database shows no upcoming projects and no mention of Baywatch at all.

Even David Hasselhoff's page says squat about another beach bimbo borefest. Ditto for Pamela Anderson, who was said to have been making a cameo appearance.

Could this mean the public is being spared this cinematic schlockfest? Is Hazell being robbed of a chance to go beach bounding as her breasts bounce on screens for American audiences?

Poor Keeley...this was supposed to be her big chance to make it in Hollywood while keeping most of your clothes on. Not that nakedness bothers her.

She's always been keen on showing skin, but only so much, (which still looks to be a whole hell of a lot) so when Playboy offered her a gig, she turned it down because she wasn't comfortable with doing fully nude shoots.

That would explain why she was so upset when her sex tape was leaked last year.

When are these young -soft core and pseudo-celebrity starlets going to learn that sex tapes always come back to bite you in your money earning ass?

Kim Kardashian Tired Of People Noticing Her Shoes Instead Of Her Breasts

Looks like svelte socialite and sex tape star Kim Kardashian has gone to desparate means to get people to notice her for her strong points...her big breasts.

'Uh, Hello? My tits are up here..'

The sad part is that she gets so spiffied up just to go to the local drug store.

What is even sadder is that paparazzi actually follow her.

Kardashian's claim to fame is a sex tape, made with her former beau Ray J, in which the two are said to have engaged in watersports...and not the kind involving a boat and a tow rope.

The tape ended up in the hands of Vivid Entertainment, whom Kardashian later ended up suing and settling with for a hefty $5 million.

Now that is what you call a Golden Shower.

Oh well...just more money for her to shop with while the press tags along. Remember when people had to have actual talent or ability to get famous?