Showing posts with label no class. Show all posts
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Monday, August 4, 2008

More Proof That Hayden Panettiere Is Not A Skank


Pay attention celebrity skanks...this is how you exit a car if you have any class or an ounce of self respect.

Notice how Ms. Panattiere slides out sideways, elegantly and efficiently? No beaver blunders, no camel toe, no crotch shots of lubed lips.

If only tartlets like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton could chew gum and walk at the same tiome, there might be hope for them in learning how to dismount an automobile.

Kudos to Hayden Panattiere for bringing a refreshing bit of class back to Hollywood's younger scene.

Monday, March 24, 2008

Pam 's Easter Outfit? Tits and a Towel


Pamela Anderson doesn't even bother getting dressed anymore...apparently wearing a towel when you're out for Easter is good enough for her.

Having annulled her marriage to Rick Salomon, the queen of store bought cleavage was set to spend the day with another ex, Tommy Lee, and their offspring. Yes, these two were allowed to reproduce.

What Pam was thinking when she put this outfit on is beyond comprehension, but once the whole world has seen you naked and swallowing Greek salami, what you actually wear in public is of little consequence.

Seems like silicone offers it's own support. Maybe she thinks she's at the beach...or ancient Rome.

Finding her jumbo Easter egg treats won't be much of a search at all. Why does she even bother wearing clothes?

It's like highschool at midnight...no class.

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