Showing posts with label tits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tits. Show all posts

Monday, August 4, 2008

Kim Kardashian - Sex Tapes And Special Sauce

Where's the beef? Looks like it's popping out of Kim Kardashian's bikini top.

The sultry sex-tape starlet isn't exactly a family friendly figure, but it seems like McDonald's doesn't mind slumming it when it comes to celebrating 40 years of the Big Mac sandwhich.

Anybody who has seen Ms. Kardashian in action knows she likes lots of meat in her mouth (not to mention other parts) and loads of 'special sauce.' Who better to promote a cheap and sloppy serving of fast food than a cheap and sloppy skank? Maybe Marhsall McLuhan was right...the medium is the message.

In this case it's all ass, no class.

Even so, there is no medium about Kim. Whether it's her spending style, big boobs or bountiful buttocks, everything about her says super-size me...including her taste in men.

Just don't expect her to troll out her tits for the McChicken's birthday anytime soon.

Kinky Kim prefers the dark meat.

Friday, May 16, 2008

Audrina Partridge - Boob Job Takes Her From Boob Tube To Big Screen?


Here's Audrina Partridge sporting a sexy green bikini on the set of The Reef (or Into The Blue 2, according to imdb.com)

Yes, that's right...someone gave her an actual acting job in and actual movie. How wonderful for cinema.

It isn't like Ms. Partridge hasn't had any acting experience prior to this gig...Audrina herself admitted that sometimes they play up to the camera on The Hills. The show is about as authentic as Heidi's chest.

Surprise, surprise...another reality show that isn't very real. Who knew?

She sure is looking very slim and svelte in this pic, but there is something else that calls the viewer's attention...ahh, yes, the bigger breasts.

Apparently the onetime Playboy model wannabe has invested in some silicone and amped up her money makers to the next level. They are definitely bigger than the ones she was so proudly displaying in those nude pics she took a few years back.

It would appear that her boob job got her from the boob-tube to the big screen. Looks like her plastic breasts will make up for her wooden acting. Nothing shocking there.

It wouldn't be the first time a 'starlet's' talent was in her tits.

Monday, March 31, 2008

New Nude Pics Of Partridge? Audrina's At It Again

As if her boobs and ass being shown all over the internet form a shoot when she was still a teen wasn't notorious enough, new nude photos of Audrina Partridge have popped up.

This time a half-naked Ms. Partridge is topless and tanned, showing off her perky breasts for the camera.

These pics are more recent, and show the sexy star of The Hills sporting a noticeable tattoo on the nape of her neck.

Things just keep getting better and better for Audrina when she gets naked. Her hot pics that were rejected by Playboy bring her all kids of attention, her show has a huge season premiere, and she got to appear with the Pussycat dolls in Las Vegas.

Whether this current batch of steamy shots will gain her more exposure remains to be seen, but judging from the photos, exposing herself is not a problem for Audrina Partridge.





photos by egotastic

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Obama's Girls Breasts Battle Baron Despair



Amber Lee Ettinger is back, or at least it seems that way...who can see her behind those big boobs she is always showing off?

That's right, Barak's biggest fan ( in terms of tits at least) is embroiled in another episode of evil against Oabma. Will mouth watering mammaries carry the day?

This new (lost, whatever) episode sees Super Obama Girl trying to thwart Baron Depsair's attempt to rig the primary results in Hillary's favor. Now she is defending fair elections? Where was she when Bush was pulling the same scam? A silicone sale?

Democracy is in peril, and the other legitimate super heroes are apparently busy or something. Will Super Obama Girl be able to to stop him in time, or will her buxom breasts slow her down? It doesn't even matter, since her bra is the only real hero in these clips.

Do you even care? How many people are really watching for the plot? How many for a nipple slip? How many of you are just counting the days until an Amber Lee Ettinger sex tape hits the net?

How long before she makes the move to porn?


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