Kelley Hazell Bares Breasts In Olympic Homage

Topless tart Keeley Hazell has hauled out the body paint and British flag to bronze her breasts (or is it gold?) for what appears to be a photo shoot honoring the Olympics.

Great Britain did have an impressive outing at the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, earning 47 medals, but that hardly seems reason enough for Keeley to get naked.

Then again, who said she needs a reason?

She's been naked so many times in various magazines that by now everyone has seen her money-makers...though nobody seems to be complaining.

Baring her big boobs for bucks is what she does best.

Still, you have to applaud Keeley for her display of patriotism, even if it involves full frontal flesh...Keeley is obviously proud of her country.

Whether her country is proud of her is a whole other story, but you have to hand it to Ms. Hazell...

She gives a whole new meaning to The Union Jack.

Elsa Benitez - Mexican Model Shows Brazilian Side

Celebrities love to sunbathe as much as anyone else, but don't they know that people are always watching them when they do?

Then again, when you have such beautiful breasts and a waxed wa-wa, why not show them off?

Either way, it doesn't seem to bother mouth-watering Mexican model Elsa Benitez...the former Victoria's Secret model likes to grab some sun while pulling a Full Monty, and it doesn't look like she cares who's watching.

Victoria may have her secrets, but sexy Ms Benitez leaves nothing to the imagination...does anybody else have a sudden craving for tacos?

Credit to Elsa for multi-tasking. She is getting an all-over tan, talking on the phone, and making paparzzi drool...all at the same time.

Now that's talent....and if you don't agree, you can kiss her

Audrina Partridge - Why Do My Boobs Keep Growing?

It seems like everytime we see Audrina Partridge of The Hills, she is in some sort of bikini...and her breasts just keep looking bigger and bigger.

Perhaps the Playboy reject is just trying t get her money's worth for her boob job, or maybe she is trying to generate enough interest in her body to get her into some less prestigious skin mag, like Hustler.

Every girl needs a dream.

Audrina may not be Einstein (or know who he is), but when it comes to intelligence levels for MTV 'stars,' she just may be the sharpest marble in the bunch. Ms. Partridge may well know that if a no talent pseudo-reality personality such as herself wants to keep making cash, she needs to diversify.

She has already made a straight to video movie that showcases her new boobs in a sexy bikini, and with every set of sexy pics she has on the net, she gets one step closer to her goal of being paid to be naked.

And if that doesn't work out, perky Ms Partridge can always film herself having sex and 'accidently' release the tape over the web. It sure is easier than developing some sort of talent.

Mini Me Looks Mightily Messed Up

Verne Troyer, also known as Mini Me, isn't looking so good these days.

It would seem the stress of having a sex tape hanging over his head as well as a supposed lawsuit of 20 million dollars levied against him by his ex-girlfriend has taken its toll on the delightfully diminutive star.

The dismal performance of his latest film, The Love Guru, can't be helping things much, but hopefull his experience on The Surreal Life will have toughened him up enough to get him through any dark days.

If not, maybe Mike Myers has some closet space under the stairs somewhere in his home where little Verne can live in luxury...with covered parking for his scooter.

More Proof That Hayden Panettiere Is Not A Skank

Pay attention celebrity skanks...this is how you exit a car if you have any class or an ounce of self respect.

Notice how Ms. Panattiere slides out sideways, elegantly and efficiently? No beaver blunders, no camel toe, no crotch shots of lubed lips.

If only tartlets like Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton could chew gum and walk at the same tiome, there might be hope for them in learning how to dismount an automobile.

Kudos to Hayden Panattiere for bringing a refreshing bit of class back to Hollywood's younger scene.

Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana Morphs Into Minx

Disney super-star Miley Cyrus (aka Hannah Montana) has been grabbing headlines recently with numerous racy pics of herself in various staes of undress, and if the rumors are true, the floodgates may be far from ready to close.

It seems like some more snap shots of the teen singer and sitcom star have found their way to the web, and from the angle of the shots, Ms Cyrus may not only be the subject, but the photographer as well.

Talk about shameless self-promotion.

Judging from the water marks on the pics, Billy Ray's baby girl may have something to worry about. Rumor had it that a fellow with the handle of 'TrainReq' was boasting about even racier pics he had of Ms Cyrus which were supposedly meant for the eyes of one of the Jonas Brothers.

Apparently TrainReq was able to hack her e-mail and find the nuggets of nubile naughtiness, which he then leaked to the internet. Clearly, Ms Montana likes to show lots of skin.

If she is this much of an exhibitionist at only 15, how long before we see a Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus sex tape?

Kim Kardashian - Sex Tapes And Special Sauce

Where's the beef? Looks like it's popping out of Kim Kardashian's bikini top.

The sultry sex-tape starlet isn't exactly a family friendly figure, but it seems like McDonald's doesn't mind slumming it when it comes to celebrating 40 years of the Big Mac sandwhich.

Anybody who has seen Ms. Kardashian in action knows she likes lots of meat in her mouth (not to mention other parts) and loads of 'special sauce.' Who better to promote a cheap and sloppy serving of fast food than a cheap and sloppy skank? Maybe Marhsall McLuhan was right...the medium is the message.

In this case it's all ass, no class.

Even so, there is no medium about Kim. Whether it's her spending style, big boobs or bountiful buttocks, everything about her says super-size me...including her taste in men.

Just don't expect her to troll out her tits for the McChicken's birthday anytime soon.

Kinky Kim prefers the dark meat.