Jessica Alba is so impressed with French cuisine that she felt that need to post about her gourmet find on her MySpace page.In her own words...
"Every day I have eaten ham and cheese sandwiches, I can't get enough of them. Wish they had these back in the States."
You gotta be kidding me. The real story here is that someone this dumb can feed themselves.
This from the girl who went on about being taken seriously as an actress as she lounged around, half naked, in the pages of GQ, topless and giving us the business end of her bloomers.
My advice for actresses of this calibre? Make the move to porn.
