Jay-Z And Beyonce Get Married...Finally

Surprise, surprise...a celebrity rumor that actually came true. Or so it appears.

Apparently Beyonce Knowles and her long-time boyfriend Jay-Z tied the knot yesterday, just a few days after taking out their 60 day marriage license.

The small affair took place in New York and was attended by friends, family, and the Knowles' family Minister, who is thought to have officiated the nuptials.

Notables in attendance include Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams of Destiny's child and Coldplay's Chris Martin, along with his wife Gwyneth Paltrow.

Even though the guest list numbered only a couple of dozen or so, 60, 000 White Orchids made their way over from a florist based in Thailand just for this event.

You have to feel sorry for whoever caught that bouquet.

This should end the speculation of when the two would finally get hitched, so that people can move on to equally unimportant things to talk about...

Like when they'll break up.

Hail To The King Of The Hill - One More Season Of Reign

Hank, Peggy, Bobby and the boys from Arlen will be back again for at least one more spin as Fox is renewing King Of The Hill for a 13th season.

The second-longest-running animated series in prime time and Emmy award winning show about a propane salesman in small town Texas has received an order for 13 more episodes from the network, ensuring its' survival for the time being.

Over the years King Of The Hill has racked up an impressive gallery of guest stars including Merryl Streep, John Ritter, Dwight Yoakam, Willie Nelson, Will Ferrell, Sydney Pollack, Mary Tyler Moore, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.

That's at least three Oscar winners and who knows how many Emmys and Grammys on that list, and it's not even close to being a complete one.

Hopefully the numbers will remain solid and the the show will stay viable enough to keep the gang around for a few more years to come.

With all the junk Fox has put on over the years, it would be a shame to see one of their better quality programs go.

Audrina Partridge - New Nude Pics A Publicity Stunt?

So rumor has it that the new batch of naked photos featuring Audrina Partridge were leaked by none other than the Ms. Partridge herself.

TMZ reports that the pseudo-starlet was not very happy with the original set of prints that found their way on the internet, so she had a second set released.

Seems as if this The Hills hottie has certain sexy standards when it comes to being nude for millions to see...if only Audrina had those same standards when it came to picking friends and television shows to be on.

But hey, beggars can't be choosers.

So for now the brunette's boobs are generating more buzz than the other two blonde cast mates combined. Maybe there is a reason for seeking all this publicity. Could there be a marketing motive to drumming up all this free hype?

There has been talk of a The Hills movie. Or could it be her naked form will find it's way into the pages of Playboy after all?

Of course, Audrina's people deny her having any hand in this affair, but you never know.

Hopefully she won't be starting a singing career or launching some sort of clothing line like some other people on her show.

Besides, what does a girl who spends so much time being naked know about clothing anyways?





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Naughty Naomi Campbell Better Cool Her Jets

Super model and reputed uber-bitch Naomi Campbell was arrested at London's Heathrow airport today for allegedly assaulting an officer.

That's right...she's graduated from throwing cell phones at civilians to bullying Bobbies.

She is said to have spit on an officer as a result of something to do with lost carry on luggage and an altercation which led to her being escorted off a flight when she got into it with some of the flight crew.

The new terminal has become famous for losing luggage items, delaying or cancelling flights, and just being an all around mess after barely a week in operation. Ms. Campbell certainly isn't the only passenger with complaints.

Having said that, this kind of behavior really isn't excusable, no matter what purse or Prada bag was misplaced. being rich, famous and sexy may have its' perks, but assaulting your fellow man, nevermind a cop, definitely isn't one of them.

Ms. Campbell better learn to cool it, or she may end up modelling prison wear if she's not careful.

Was The Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape A Stunt?

With all the nude pics of pseudo-celebrities floating around right now, and all the video tape footage of the naughty things people in the spotlight do behind closed doors, you start to wonder if some of it isn't planted on purpose.

After all, it's no surprise the lengths that certain stars will go to for a little publicity these days...PR people are always pushing the envelope.

But what if you didn't have to go that far to get some buzz going? Look at the Lindsay Lohan supposed sex-tape scandal. Something is not quite right there.

Rumors have been circulating about a tape of her and Calum Best doing the dirty, with grainy snippets showing up here and there, only to be shot down by either herself or Best as not being them. The images that have been leaked are so blotchy that it is pretty hard to tell who is on that camera phone footage...but maybe that is the point.

Instead of having to suffer the shame of having millions of people see them in all their naked glory, and in between nearly nude photo shoots for various teen masturbation mags like Maxim and FHM, what if celebs could pretend that there was a saucy sex-tape of them somewhere out there?

It would still generate heat, it would still sell gossip rags, and it would still get the subject talked about on every tv channel, radio station and web page.

It would mean publicity without paying the price of public humiliation...a price that's too good to pass up.

Beyonce And Jazy-Z To Be Wed In Two Months?

Looks like the reigning king of rap and hip-hop will be marrying the current queen of r & b in the not too distant future.

Music mini-mogul Jay-Z and his longtime love Beyonce Knowles took out a 60 day marriage license in Scarsdale, New York, which means the couple could be ringing those wedding bells within the next two months.

Unless it's all a big joke for April fool's Day.

Jay-Z's people have been avoiding the press, so no confirmation can be obtained from his camp, and Beyonce's representatives are remaining mum on the matter. Even so...you never can tell with these two.

This isn't the first time the dynamically musical duo have been rumored to be getting hitched. It's happened before, with one report having them tie the knot on the Caribbean island of Anguilla, but no marriage materialized from the trip.

Regardless, the two do seem to be very much in love, they make a great couple, and they have been together for six years.

How many showbiz marriages end up lasting that long?