Audrina Partridge - Why Do My Boobs Keep Growing?

It seems like everytime we see Audrina Partridge of The Hills, she is in some sort of bikini...and her breasts just keep looking bigger and bigger.

Perhaps the Playboy reject is just trying t get her money's worth for her boob job, or maybe she is trying to generate enough interest in her body to get her into some less prestigious skin mag, like Hustler.

Every girl needs a dream.

Audrina may not be Einstein (or know who he is), but when it comes to intelligence levels for MTV 'stars,' she just may be the sharpest marble in the bunch. Ms. Partridge may well know that if a no talent pseudo-reality personality such as herself wants to keep making cash, she needs to diversify.

She has already made a straight to video movie that showcases her new boobs in a sexy bikini, and with every set of sexy pics she has on the net, she gets one step closer to her goal of being paid to be naked.

And if that doesn't work out, perky Ms Partridge can always film herself having sex and 'accidently' release the tape over the web. It sure is easier than developing some sort of talent.

This Man Has Nice Breasts...Oh Wait, It's Brooke Hogan

Say what you want about modestly talented Ms. Hogan, but she sure looks manly sometimes.

It can be hard to say if she is hot or just huge, depending on the point of view, but we may be seeing much more of her in pictures soon. She certainly does fill out her bikini.

Seems like Playboy has made an offer to Pappa Hogan's little she-hulk, and she is apparently mulling over making a nude appearance in the men's magazine. How she will get away with it considering her father's level of over-protection is a whole other matter to consider.

Maybe Daddy will understand that when your daughter is not very talented, getting naked is pretty much the only career option left...and then comes the sex tape. Can anyone say 'roid rage?'

Baring her buns shouldn't be a big embarassment for Brooke since she wasn't exactly shy about showing the whole world that she couldn't sing or dance too well, and it will give her brother's cellmates something to stroke to at bedtime.

Audrina Partridge - Boob Job Takes Her From Boob Tube To Big Screen?

Here's Audrina Partridge sporting a sexy green bikini on the set of The Reef (or Into The Blue 2, according to imdb.com)

Yes, that's right...someone gave her an actual acting job in and actual movie. How wonderful for cinema.

It isn't like Ms. Partridge hasn't had any acting experience prior to this gig...Audrina herself admitted that sometimes they play up to the camera on The Hills. The show is about as authentic as Heidi's chest.

Surprise, surprise...another reality show that isn't very real. Who knew?

She sure is looking very slim and svelte in this pic, but there is something else that calls the viewer's attention...ahh, yes, the bigger breasts.

Apparently the onetime Playboy model wannabe has invested in some silicone and amped up her money makers to the next level. They are definitely bigger than the ones she was so proudly displaying in those nude pics she took a few years back.

It would appear that her boob job got her from the boob-tube to the big screen. Looks like her plastic breasts will make up for her wooden acting. Nothing shocking there.

It wouldn't be the first time a 'starlet's' talent was in her tits.

Audrina Partridge - New Nude Pics A Publicity Stunt?

So rumor has it that the new batch of naked photos featuring Audrina Partridge were leaked by none other than the Ms. Partridge herself.

TMZ reports that the pseudo-starlet was not very happy with the original set of prints that found their way on the internet, so she had a second set released.

Seems as if this The Hills hottie has certain sexy standards when it comes to being nude for millions to see...if only Audrina had those same standards when it came to picking friends and television shows to be on.

But hey, beggars can't be choosers.

So for now the brunette's boobs are generating more buzz than the other two blonde cast mates combined. Maybe there is a reason for seeking all this publicity. Could there be a marketing motive to drumming up all this free hype?

There has been talk of a The Hills movie. Or could it be her naked form will find it's way into the pages of Playboy after all?

Of course, Audrina's people deny her having any hand in this affair, but you never know.

Hopefully she won't be starting a singing career or launching some sort of clothing line like some other people on her show.

Besides, what does a girl who spends so much time being naked know about clothing anyways?





photo by egotastic

Teen Audrina' s Amazing ' T and A'

It's still a mystery why Playboy rejected The Hills star Audrina Partridge for their magazine, but from the reaction out there, people clearly want to see more of her naked....

So here she is in all her nubile and buxom glory.

You have to admit...she does have great boobs and a sweet sexy ass.

Hard to believe she was just nineteen when she took these pics. She strikes a pose like a real nudie pro.

Word has it she is pretty upset about the whole thing now, but like the say in the business, any publicity is good publicity. That's the naked truth, pardon the pun.

After all, how long can an MTV reality show like The Hills Last? You have to plan for the future.

Like Heidi Montag...well, maybe not like her, but you get the idea.

As for now, Audrina's 'T and A' are looking okay.

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Keeley Hazell - Has Her Baywatch Role Gone Missing Along With Her Clothes?

True to form, one of the famous lad mags has got a smokin' spread of some young tail between it's covers...and spread on the cover as well.

Page 3 girl and one of today's most popular of England's exports, Keeley Hazell graces the pages of FHM once again.

Other than for getting topless, Hazell's main claim to fame was her anticipated roll in an upcoming Baywatch movie... that seems to have disappeared.

The net was abuzz with reports of her landing a role in the red swimsuit, citing IMDB and other sources, but things seem to have changed.

A quick check of her name in the database shows no upcoming projects and no mention of Baywatch at all.

Even David Hasselhoff's page says squat about another beach bimbo borefest. Ditto for Pamela Anderson, who was said to have been making a cameo appearance.

Could this mean the public is being spared this cinematic schlockfest? Is Hazell being robbed of a chance to go beach bounding as her breasts bounce on screens for American audiences?

Poor Keeley...this was supposed to be her big chance to make it in Hollywood while keeping most of your clothes on. Not that nakedness bothers her.

She's always been keen on showing skin, but only so much, (which still looks to be a whole hell of a lot) so when Playboy offered her a gig, she turned it down because she wasn't comfortable with doing fully nude shoots.

That would explain why she was so upset when her sex tape was leaked last year.

When are these young -soft core and pseudo-celebrity starlets going to learn that sex tapes always come back to bite you in your money earning ass?

Playboy Passes On Pics Of Teen Audrina Naked

I don't know what Catholic School she goes to, but I'm enrolling if that's what all the girls wear.

Splash News Online has a full set of photos that Audrina Partridge took a few years back with the hopes of making it into Playboy Magazine.

It seems the star of MTV's reality show The Hills was trying to get a start in the modelling business and not finding it so easy.

Her solution? Get naked. Unfortunately, no matter how naked she got, Playboy wasn't interested...and you can only get so naked.

Oddly enough, now that Audrina has found fame, the pictures are gaining her attention she doesn't want....or so she says.

It's anybody's guess whether this is a publicity stunt, or some lucky photographer cashing in before her star fades. How long can a show about superficial dumb broads doing nothing last?

Then again, if it does start to go downhill for her, (not that it would be a long ride) she could always pop out a sex tape.

Man...is every chick on that show a douchebag?

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