Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Mini Me Looks Mightily Messed Up

Verne Troyer, also known as Mini Me, isn't looking so good these days.

It would seem the stress of having a sex tape hanging over his head as well as a supposed lawsuit of 20 million dollars levied against him by his ex-girlfriend has taken its toll on the delightfully diminutive star.

The dismal performance of his latest film, The Love Guru, can't be helping things much, but hopefull his experience on The Surreal Life will have toughened him up enough to get him through any dark days.

If not, maybe Mike Myers has some closet space under the stairs somewhere in his home where little Verne can live in luxury...with covered parking for his scooter.

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