Audrina Partridge - Why Do My Boobs Keep Growing?

It seems like everytime we see Audrina Partridge of The Hills, she is in some sort of bikini...and her breasts just keep looking bigger and bigger.

Perhaps the Playboy reject is just trying t get her money's worth for her boob job, or maybe she is trying to generate enough interest in her body to get her into some less prestigious skin mag, like Hustler.

Every girl needs a dream.

Audrina may not be Einstein (or know who he is), but when it comes to intelligence levels for MTV 'stars,' she just may be the sharpest marble in the bunch. Ms. Partridge may well know that if a no talent pseudo-reality personality such as herself wants to keep making cash, she needs to diversify.

She has already made a straight to video movie that showcases her new boobs in a sexy bikini, and with every set of sexy pics she has on the net, she gets one step closer to her goal of being paid to be naked.

And if that doesn't work out, perky Ms Partridge can always film herself having sex and 'accidently' release the tape over the web. It sure is easier than developing some sort of talent.

This Man Has Nice Breasts...Oh Wait, It's Brooke Hogan

Say what you want about modestly talented Ms. Hogan, but she sure looks manly sometimes.

It can be hard to say if she is hot or just huge, depending on the point of view, but we may be seeing much more of her in pictures soon. She certainly does fill out her bikini.

Seems like Playboy has made an offer to Pappa Hogan's little she-hulk, and she is apparently mulling over making a nude appearance in the men's magazine. How she will get away with it considering her father's level of over-protection is a whole other matter to consider.

Maybe Daddy will understand that when your daughter is not very talented, getting naked is pretty much the only career option left...and then comes the sex tape. Can anyone say 'roid rage?'

Baring her buns shouldn't be a big embarassment for Brooke since she wasn't exactly shy about showing the whole world that she couldn't sing or dance too well, and it will give her brother's cellmates something to stroke to at bedtime.

Audrina Partridge - Boob Job Takes Her From Boob Tube To Big Screen?

Here's Audrina Partridge sporting a sexy green bikini on the set of The Reef (or Into The Blue 2, according to imdb.com)

Yes, that's right...someone gave her an actual acting job in and actual movie. How wonderful for cinema.

It isn't like Ms. Partridge hasn't had any acting experience prior to this gig...Audrina herself admitted that sometimes they play up to the camera on The Hills. The show is about as authentic as Heidi's chest.

Surprise, surprise...another reality show that isn't very real. Who knew?

She sure is looking very slim and svelte in this pic, but there is something else that calls the viewer's attention...ahh, yes, the bigger breasts.

Apparently the onetime Playboy model wannabe has invested in some silicone and amped up her money makers to the next level. They are definitely bigger than the ones she was so proudly displaying in those nude pics she took a few years back.

It would appear that her boob job got her from the boob-tube to the big screen. Looks like her plastic breasts will make up for her wooden acting. Nothing shocking there.

It wouldn't be the first time a 'starlet's' talent was in her tits.

Canadian Cutie Cuthbert Looking Luscious

Summer's just around the corner, and that means bikini season is mere weeks away. For those of you that won't wait and can't travel, these pics will have to do.

Thank goodness it's always bikini weather somewhere in the world, otherwise we wouldn't see as much of certain lovely ladies as we'd like. There's just something about a sexy girl in a hot bikini...

Buxom blond Elisha Cuthbert, who seems to have flowered in the public eye over the last few years, definitely knows how to fill out her swim wear. This Canadian cutie is all curves.

No wonder they picked her for the part of a porn-star in The Girl Next Door. She certainly has all the tools of the trade.

As for her time away from the beach, Cuthbert has been spending it making more movies, including My Sassy Girl, Cat Tale, and The Six Wives Of Henry Lafaye. Looks like the former 24 actress has been a busy body lately.

Hope she'll squeeze in some quality beach time between projects.

'Yummy Mummy' Monica Bellucci

In honour of Mother's Day, we decided to take a look at some rather attractive moms who continue to look good no matter what their age or how many kids they've had.

Monica Bellucci, a talented actress in her own right, is one 'yummy mummy.' Dressed in a simple wrap and a bikini top, she still manages to look amazing.

There may be numerous shots of her on the net in various poses and barely there outfits...and some of them are just plain naked, but nothing seems to convey the real beauty of a woman like a pic captured on the sly.

No doubt about it, she's still sexy. Mmmmmm....Monica.