Showing posts with label silicone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silicone. Show all posts

Friday, May 16, 2008

Audrina Partridge - Boob Job Takes Her From Boob Tube To Big Screen?


Here's Audrina Partridge sporting a sexy green bikini on the set of The Reef (or Into The Blue 2, according to imdb.com)

Yes, that's right...someone gave her an actual acting job in and actual movie. How wonderful for cinema.

It isn't like Ms. Partridge hasn't had any acting experience prior to this gig...Audrina herself admitted that sometimes they play up to the camera on The Hills. The show is about as authentic as Heidi's chest.

Surprise, surprise...another reality show that isn't very real. Who knew?

She sure is looking very slim and svelte in this pic, but there is something else that calls the viewer's attention...ahh, yes, the bigger breasts.

Apparently the onetime Playboy model wannabe has invested in some silicone and amped up her money makers to the next level. They are definitely bigger than the ones she was so proudly displaying in those nude pics she took a few years back.

It would appear that her boob job got her from the boob-tube to the big screen. Looks like her plastic breasts will make up for her wooden acting. Nothing shocking there.

It wouldn't be the first time a 'starlet's' talent was in her tits.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Obama's Girls Breasts Battle Baron Despair



Amber Lee Ettinger is back, or at least it seems that way...who can see her behind those big boobs she is always showing off?

That's right, Barak's biggest fan ( in terms of tits at least) is embroiled in another episode of evil against Oabma. Will mouth watering mammaries carry the day?

This new (lost, whatever) episode sees Super Obama Girl trying to thwart Baron Depsair's attempt to rig the primary results in Hillary's favor. Now she is defending fair elections? Where was she when Bush was pulling the same scam? A silicone sale?

Democracy is in peril, and the other legitimate super heroes are apparently busy or something. Will Super Obama Girl be able to to stop him in time, or will her buxom breasts slow her down? It doesn't even matter, since her bra is the only real hero in these clips.

Do you even care? How many people are really watching for the plot? How many for a nipple slip? How many of you are just counting the days until an Amber Lee Ettinger sex tape hits the net?

How long before she makes the move to porn?


Monday, March 24, 2008

Bigger Breasts Worth Buying In Bulk?


When it comes to buying breasts, is bigger really better?

Cosmetic suregery gets more and more popular as prices for procedures come down and more and more treatments are discovered.

Breast implants are still up there with the most popular of augmentations, but is super-sizing really smart?

Maxi Mounds, seen in the photo, is listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for having "World's Largest Augmented Breasts." Her fake funbags are a massive 42M... while her measurements are an incredible 156MMM-26-36!

What is the porn princesses' silicone secret? Silly string implants, which are polypropylene implants that keep on growing after implementation. Sound too good to be true? Well it almost is, since the FDA does not approve of their use at this current time.

For the curious,the world's largest natural breasted woman is Norma Stitz. Her mammaries are a jaw dropping 48V , and her measurements are 72-48-52. If you're thinking that is a whole lot of woman, you're right. Each of her breasts is rumoured to weigh a whopping 35 pounds each.

But are bigger breasts as appealing as they look? Maybe not, if you consider the story of Miss Lolo Ferrari. She is recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records under the number of augmentations category. After what is thought to have been 18 and even as many as 30 boob jobs, Lolo achieved a 54 J bra size, but suffered from a number of medical problems as a result, and had to rely on prescription drugs to cope.

Her breasts held as much as 3 litres of surgical serum each, and were supposedly designed by an aircraft engineer. Ironically, she had a fear of flying because she was scared they might explode, and she also had difficulty breathing and could not sleep on her back due to their immense mass.

Ferrari actually died in 2000 under suspicious circumstances, and her husband was briefly arrested in regards to the matter. Murder was considered, as was suicide, but his theory was that she actually suffocated under her own boobs. He was eventually charged and placed in custody, only to be released and compensated after her death was ruled to be a suicide.

Let that serve as a lesson to everyone out there considering a boob job, or trying to get their significant other to get one. Not only are dangers and complications a possibility with the procedure itself, but the after effects can also be quite a...handfull.

Bigger isn't always better.

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