Leaping Lily Allen Takes Topless Plunge

Looks like Lily Allen is following in the footsteps of her own career by taking a dive....topless.

No need to worry if you're a fan, though, it isn't a suicide attempt. The British singer and TV host is just blowing off some steam by jumping off of cliffs somewhere in France. She appears to be getting over her miscarriage just fine, and if she ever had a fear of heights, she seems to have dealt with that, too.

If Lily's looking a little bit plumper than usual, you can thank her television show, Lily Allen and Friends. Ms. Allen blames the stress of the show for her swelling up to a size 12 from her normal size 8, but she hopes to be back in shape by the summer.

In the meantime, have fun trying to spot her rumoured third nipple...and admire the young lady for her huge set of balls.

Amy Winehouse's Weightloss Secrets - Balanced Diet Of Cigarettes and Crack

Forget all the fad diets an gimmicky guru meal plans, throw away those phony weight loss pills and fat burning creams and follow a tried and true regimen that gets results fast.

Drink all you want and still lose weight...the Winehouse way.

These before and after shots of British singing sensation Amy Winehouse should be proof enough that a strictly followed diet of smokes and crack will melt away those pounds and eliminate that cellulite...as well as any identifying gender traits

Tired of waking up knowing where you are? Sick of being buxom, curvy or robust? Aiming for that ghoulish dead 3 weeks and still roaming the earth look?

*Stop the yo-yo dieting and start the crack habit. Pick up a pipe and some smokes...

Your body will thank you for it.


*Consult crack dealer before engaging any crack diet. Results shown not typical. Appearances may strike fear in small children. Side effects include loss of teeth, lapses in sanity, and even death.